Reasons Why Children are So Adorable

posted on 29 May 2007 14:41 by ilovehoneybee in Story

 

 

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7 Reasons Why Children areSo Adorable = น่ารัก ไร้เดียงสา

 

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

 

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

 

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

 

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

 

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

 

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

 

The little girl replied, " Then you ask him ".

 

Mammal = สัตว์เลี้ยงลูกด้วยนม Throat = ลำคอ Irritated = รำคาญ ,รบกวน

Reiterated = กล่าวย้ำ , ซ้ำ

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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

 

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

 

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

 

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

 

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,

" They will in a minute."

 

Diligently = ขมีขมัน, ตั้งใจ looking up from = ละสายตาจาก......

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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

 

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked,

"Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"

 

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

 

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,

" Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

 

Strands = ตกค้าง, ติด Brunette = ผมสีคล้ำ Inquisitively = อยากรู้อยากเห็น

Revelation = เผย, แสดงให้เห็น

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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

 

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

 

A small voice at the back of the room rang out,

"And there's the teacher,she's dead."

 

Persuade = โน้มน้าว, ชักชวน grown up = โตขึ้น,เป็นผู้ใหญ่ rang out = ส่งเสียง

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

 

"Take only ONE . God is watching ."

 

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

 

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

 

lined up = เข้าแถว cafeteria = โรงอาหาร pile = กองโต, มากมาย nun = แม่ชี

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edit @ 6 Jan 2008 06:24:06 by Mr.BJ

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#7 By (202.28.182.12) on 2008-11-16 23:05

That's very funny . I love it .
keep it up......
I used it in the class and my friend laughted too..

Thanks.big smile big smile big smile

#6 By mastery (58.9.149.251) on 2008-08-13 15:34

lovely little girl, I love them, like one at homesad smile

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